Raybal (rayuan guombal)di hari valentine........

Bentar lagi kan hari hari valentine. Buat yang belum punya bahan buat valentine-an, atau yang masi jomblo, atau yang setia dan patuh pada doktrin per-jombloan, saya persembahkan beberapa kamut (kata mutiara)yang afdol buat hari valentine. Semoga beruntung dengan cupid dan panah asmaranya

cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang dimata mbak...

cowo: Maaf mbak, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah dideket saya saja
Cewe: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowo: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mbaknya manis sih..

Cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?"

And my favorite, karangan temen gue (identitas dirahasiakan - supaya gak ngetop) :p

Cowo: "Sayang, kamu itu seperti sendok..."
Cewe: "Kenapa?"
Cowo: "Karena kamu mengaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku..."

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Dari bule sono:

M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"

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M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."

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M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."

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M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."

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M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"

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M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do
really exist."

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M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."

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M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)
Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!